GI Joe: A Real American Hero
Apparently, the Montana Dems have recruited G.I. Joe to run for the U.S. Senate. It's a little out of the area, but I came across the link.
What compelled me to look, was that I've never seen hair like that on a human being. Only on action figures marketed by Hasbro.

What compelled me to look, was that I've never seen hair like that on a human being. Only on action figures marketed by Hasbro.

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He does have that "velour hair effect."