You knew it was too good to be true.
Vampire Candidate Staked out.

From KARE 11-TV in Minneapolis:
A candidate for governor of Minnesota whose platform includes public impalement of terrorists found himself behind bars Tuesday on a pair of outstanding arrest warrants.

Jonathon Sharkey, 41, of Princeton, Minnesota was arrested Monday night on two felony counts from Indiana, said Mike Smith, the Mille Lacs County jail administrator. One warrant was for escape, another for stalking.
Of course he has a warrant for stalking! Do you think Vampires just walk up to their prey? And I've never seen a vampire movie where the vampire didn't escape at some point.

Some people just don't understand.

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