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Since I've gotten 10,500+ visitors this month (20K+ hits) I'm going to phone it in for the rest of the week...
Actually, my network card took a hit from the storm last night, and I'm going to Brookings after work, so I need to effect some repairs over lunch. I'm writing this from a family member's computers.
Must be God punishing me for trash-talking J.A.I.L. Or any number of others.. I notice CCK and SD Watch are also slacking off, so it must be spring fever.
Actually, my network card took a hit from the storm last night, and I'm going to Brookings after work, so I need to effect some repairs over lunch. I'm writing this from a family member's computers.
Must be God punishing me for trash-talking J.A.I.L. Or any number of others.. I notice CCK and SD Watch are also slacking off, so it must be spring fever.
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Their headquarters is in the Professor's basement in Brookings!
On a side note, you've been using the terms: "phoning it in" and "throw them under the bus" way too frequently lately.
I suggest the readers help you grow as a person by giving you new catchphrases. I'll start helping you out with these:
for "phoning it in":
1. Since I'm a superstar now, I'm just going to take the day off.
2. I'm going to stateworker it.
3. I'm going to pull a Quayle.
for "throwing them under the bus":
1. Throw them from the train
2. Toss them off the bridge
3. Chuck them in the meat grinder
4. They should be Janklowed. alt usage: They should be Kennedy'd.
5. They should be put on a boat with the Minnesota Vikings.
Any other helpful suggestions out there, readers? PP always says he wants to improve his writing.
He's going to double flush the J.A.I.L. crew.
It's time to swab the decks with those bums.
Flush 'em out with the bilge water.
Throw all trash off the starboard fantail.
He's hanging them out to dry.
He'll hang them from the highest yardarm.
He's making them walk the plank.
He had to double bag that one.
He's as crooked as a sidewinding polecat.
He must have had a diabetic blackout.
With six kids Mrs. PP would not put up with those noisy, smoke filled meetings. PP tells her he's going down in the basement to check the water heater then he fires up the Dart and heads off to Harrisburg using the tunnel to avoid detection by orbiting satellites.
Thank you.
-The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Other Stuff you're not supposed to know about.