Now that's funny.

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From Saturday Night Live Weekend Quotables:
From Saturday, March 11, 2006

'WEEKEND UPDATE' CO-ANCHOR TINA FEY -- "South Dakota Governor Mike Rounds on Monday signed legislation banning almost all abortions in the state. As a result, South Dakota is changing its motto from 'Under God The People Rule' to 'You Should Have Thought Of That Before Prom.'"

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Publisher said…
I thought this was pretty good too!
FEY -- "The California Supreme Court ruled that a 22-year-old man, who received oral sex from a 16-year-old girl, should not be forced to register for life as a sex offender. But that he should cool it with the high fives."
7:34 AM
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